Fun Stuff!
Heyo! I bet you all know who I am... stare cause I sure hope you do...when I surf the internet I'll put up funny things that I've found here!! xd Aqua's funny drawings
sweatdrop Well I didn't find it because I made it! its still funny though! xd
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Things to do at walmart!
~1. Get 5 boxes of condoms and throw them into an Old Ladies shopping cart.
~2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
~3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
~4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares..... and see what happens.
~5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
~6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
~7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
~8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
~9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
~10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
~11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
~12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
~13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
~14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
~15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
~1. Get 5 boxes of condoms and throw them into an Old Ladies shopping cart.
~2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
~3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
~4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares..... and see what happens.
~5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
~6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
~7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
~8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
~9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
~10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
~11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
~12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
~13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
~14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
~15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
